Kareem Abdul-Jabba (via kushandwizdom)
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
You learn more about a person at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.
Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)